Abe Simpson

grover cleveland spanked me on two non-consecutive occasions!

grover cleveland spanked me on two non-consecutive occasions!  Abe Simpson

A little from column A A little from column B

A little from column A A little from column B  Abe Simpson

I used to be with it and then they changed what "it" was. Now what I'm with isn't "it" and what's "it" seems weird and scary to me. It'll happen to you

I used to be with it and then they changed what

I used to be 'with it' Then they changed what 'it' was

I used to be 'with it' Then they changed what 'it' was  Abe Simpson

I used to be with it and then they changed what "it" was. Now what I'm with isn't "it" and what's "it" seems weird and scary to me. It will happen to you

I used to be with it and then they changed what

I once knew everything. But then they changed what everything was. And now what I know isn't everything. And what I don't know seems weird and scary to me.

I once knew everything. But then they changed what everything was. And now what I know isn't everything. And what I don't know seems weird and scary to me.
  Abe Simpson

Dickety-nine problems but the Kaiser ain't one

Dickety-nine problems but the Kaiser ain't one  Abe Simpson

I'm an old man. I hate everything but Matlock.

I'm an old man. I hate everything but Matlock.  Abe Simpson

So I tied an onion to my belt which was the style at the time

So I tied an onion to my belt which was the style at the time  Abe Simpson

It's my cake day Gimme Gimme Gimme

It's my cake day Gimme Gimme Gimme  Abe Simpson
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