Actual Advice Grandpa

Before you decide that you like a woman turn on the lights and wash her face

Before you decide that you like a woman turn on the lights and wash her face  Actual Advice Grandpa

Tip your soda jerk before you order he'll put extra vanilla in your coke

Tip your soda jerk before you order he'll put extra vanilla in your coke  Actual Advice Grandpa

Never dip your pen In the company ink

Never dip your pen In the company ink  Actual Advice Grandpa

Before you decide that you like a woman masturbate then decide

Before you decide that you like a woman masturbate then decide  Actual Advice Grandpa

If you like what you do You never have to work a day in your life

If you like what you do You never have to work a day in your life  Actual Advice Grandpa

But she's ugly grandpa they're all the same when you turn them upside-down

But she's ugly grandpa they're all the same when you turn them upside-down  Actual Advice Grandpa

It is far better to be pissed off then to be pissed on

It is far better to be pissed off  then to be pissed on  Actual Advice Grandpa

Grandson, Before you got to college We need to get you drunk

Grandson, Before you got to college We need to get you drunk  Actual Advice Grandpa

Shoot the doctors They don't have weapons and can't fight back.

Shoot the doctors  They don't have weapons and can't fight back.  Actual Advice Grandpa
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