Advice Kvothe

a lady that looks like my mom had a sister that ran off with a trouper like my dad huh. that's hygapean.

a lady that looks like my mom had a sister that ran off with a trouper like my dad huh. that's hygapean.      Advice Kvothe

Want to impress you teacher? Go jump off a building

Want to impress you teacher? Go jump off a building  Advice Kvothe

Most beautiful girl on campus is half-naked and invites you into her room TOO BUSY I GOT BOOKS TO READ

Most beautiful girl on campus is half-naked and invites you into her room TOO BUSY I GOT BOOKS TO READ     Advice Kvothe

Can't afford pen and paper for class? Memorize everything

Can't afford pen and paper for class? Memorize everything     Advice Kvothe

String breaks on your instrument in the middle of the most complicated song in front of an audience? Chill out bro, there's six left

String breaks on your instrument in the middle of the most complicated song in front of an audience? Chill out bro, there's six left      Advice Kvothe

Young powerful arcanist, great musician and a hero Get Friendzoned

Young powerful arcanist, great musician and a hero Get Friendzoned  Advice Kvothe

Fighting a dragon? kill it with hard drugs and a wheel.

Fighting a dragon? kill it with hard drugs and a wheel.  Advice Kvothe

Not sure if stealing a pie is worse than killing? Determine type of pie first.

Not sure if stealing a pie is worse than killing? Determine type of pie first.  Advice Kvothe

I don't always drink But when I do...I drink sounten.

I don't always drink But when I do...I drink sounten.  Advice Kvothe

Need to get away from it all? Fake your death and open a bar.

Need to get away from it all? Fake your death and open a bar.  Advice Kvothe