African Parents

NIGERIAN HOUSEHOLD: Girl: *throwing up* Mother: *clap* CHINEKE *clap* EH HEH! SO YOU AH PREGNANT?!? HEYYYYYYYY! ABOMINATION! DIS IZ A LIE! MY EYEZ MUST BE CHEATING ME! SO YOU AH REALLY PREGNANT?!?!? I CANT BELIEVE! HEYYYY! GOD-O, DELEVA ME-OOOO!

NIGERIAN HOUSEHOLD:
Girl: *throwing up* Mother: *clap* CHINEKE *clap* EH HEH! SO YOU AH PREGNANT?!? HEYYYYYYYY! ABOMINATION! DIS IZ A LIE! MY EYEZ MUST BE CHEATING ME! SO YOU AH REALLY PREGNANT?!?!? I CANT BELIEVE! HEYYYY! GOD-O, DELEVA ME-OOOO!   African Parents

Ostracizes you from the opposite sex throughout your academic career Expects you to be married by 25

Ostracizes you from the opposite sex throughout your academic career  Expects you to be married by 25   African Parents

Party at 7? Shows up at 11

Party at 7? Shows up at 11   African Parents

Where do I put this? Put it on my head!

Where do I put this?  Put it on my head!    African Parents

Tells You Not to talk back Gets mad when you dont answer questions

Tells You Not to talk back Gets mad when you dont answer questions  African Parents

"WHY"? "Because Y has a long tail and two branches."

African Parents encourage you to follow your dreams Of becoming a Lawyer, Doctor, Engineer, Accountant or Politician

African Parents encourage you to follow your dreams Of becoming a Lawyer, Doctor, Engineer, Accountant or Politician   African Parents

Sees kid walking on the street automatically judges their personality

Sees kid walking on the street automatically judges their personality   African Parents

IF At First YOU Dont Succeed Don't Come Back Home

IF At First YOU Dont Succeed Don't Come Back Home   African Parents

Says you're absolutely useless around the house cant operate anything with a computer chip without your intervention

Says you're absolutely useless around the house cant operate anything with a computer chip without your intervention  African Parents