All New Scumbag Steve

Goes to meme party Doesn't dress as Scumbag Steve

Goes to meme party Doesn't dress as Scumbag Steve  All New Scumbag Steve

Flashes East Coast gang sign Lives in Colorado

Flashes East Coast gang sign Lives in Colorado  All New Scumbag Steve

holds your beer so you can take a picture drinks it

holds your beer so you can take a picture drinks it  All New Scumbag Steve

Wears high school class ring hasn't been in high school for years

Wears high school class ring hasn't been in high school for years  All New Scumbag Steve

Throws gang signs Not in a gang

Throws gang signs Not in a gang  All New Scumbag Steve

Nah bro I haven't seen your red ECKO shirt.

Nah bro I haven't seen your red ECKO shirt.
   All New Scumbag Steve

25 years old still wears class ring

25 years old still wears class ring  All New Scumbag Steve

yeah that's right nigga it's a jostens class ring

yeah that's right nigga it's a jostens class ring  All New Scumbag Steve

Wears a class ring Dropped out of High School

Wears a class ring Dropped out of High School  All New Scumbag Steve

Becomes Meme Gets fat and barely recognizable

Becomes Meme Gets fat and barely recognizable  All New Scumbag Steve