Angry Bicycle Safety Advocate

Stick to the Fucking Cycle Path!!!

Stick to the Fucking Cycle Path!!!  Angry Bicycle Safety Advocate

that red beanie is not a fucking helmet

that red beanie is not
a fucking
helmet  Angry Bicycle Safety Advocate

Stop signs are for everyone on wheels

Stop signs are for 
everyone 
on wheels  Angry Bicycle Safety Advocate

You're not wearing A fucking high vis vest!

You're not wearing A fucking high vis vest!  Angry Bicycle Safety Advocate

the next time you run into my car next to Amoeba Music in Hollywood you better have a fucking helmet and some lights

the next time you run
into my car next to
Amoeba Music 
in Hollywood you better 
have a fucking 
helmet and 
some lights
  Angry Bicycle Safety Advocate

that hipster costume will not provide any additional protection if you were to get into a bicycle accident

that hipster 
costume will not provide any
additional protection 
if you were to get into 
a bicycle accident   Angry Bicycle Safety Advocate

Rides bike Gets harvested

Rides bike Gets harvested  Angry Bicycle Safety Advocate

This is a joke It is not a fucking meme (funny though)

This is a joke It is not a fucking meme (funny though)  Angry Bicycle Safety Advocate

you don't ride on the fucking left in America

you don't ride on the
fucking left
in America  Angry Bicycle Safety Advocate