Aristocat

Jenkins, ring up Felix I hear he recently purchased a boat

Jenkins, ring up Felix I hear he recently purchased a boat  Aristocat

Jeeves, Place my Pen on the desk I want to knock it to the floor

Jeeves, Place my Pen on the desk I want to knock it to the floor  Aristocat

Jenkins buy me an expensive cat bed I'd like to sleep in the box it came in

Jenkins buy me an expensive cat bed I'd like to sleep in the box it came in  Aristocat

Jenkins you may retire for the evening. I'm going to maniacally run around the house in the dark for a few hours.

Jenkins you may retire for the evening. I'm going to maniacally run around the house in the dark for a few hours.  Aristocat

delbert, set me upon your lap I wish to show you my asshole

delbert, set me upon your lap I wish to show you my asshole  Aristocat

Jenkins! Fetch me that red dot on the wall

Jenkins! Fetch me that red dot on the wall  Aristocat

Jeeves, put up my finest curtains I'd like to go climbing

Jeeves, put up my 
finest curtains I'd like to go climbing  Aristocat

Bertram retrieve the human I wish to present my asshole

Bertram retrieve the human I wish to present my asshole  Aristocat

Wilfred, please rouse me at 3:00 AM I wish to run around the house all batshit insane

Wilfred, please rouse me at 3:00 AM I wish to run around the house all batshit insane  Aristocat

I am not racist Some of my best slaves are black

I am not racist Some of my best slaves are black  Aristocat