Average Metal Max

Finds hair in food Thats still attached to his head

Finds hair in food Thats still attached to his head  Average Metal Max

Sees attractive girl on facebook Immediately goes to see if she likes metal

Sees attractive girl on facebook Immediately goes to see if she likes metal  Average Metal Max

Goes to see judge dredd Just because of anthrax

Goes to see judge dredd Just because of anthrax   Average Metal Max

Has "666" in his username

Has

Gets out of shower "fuck towels!!" *starts headbanging*

Gets out of shower

Blasts brutal death metal in toyota corolla

Blasts brutal death metal in toyota corolla   Average Metal Max

Hey man, a brutal show is coming you wanna come? Nah man, I can't I have to work

Hey man, a brutal show is coming you wanna come? Nah man, I can't I have to work  Average Metal Max

Reads "Lords of Chaos" Like a "how-to" guide

Reads

Discovers new band Goes to Metal Archives to see how he should feel about them

Discovers new band Goes to Metal Archives to see how he should feel about them  Average Metal Max

stands in center of the pit to wait for Cannibal Corpse "This seems like a good place"

stands in center of the pit to wait for Cannibal Corpse
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