Bad Joke Pinkie Pie

I'M THINKING ABOUT STARTING A RADIO SHOW WHERE MY PET ALLIGATOR TALKS ABOUT WHATEVER HE FEELS LIKE IT'LL BE CALLED "GUMMY GABS"!

I'M THINKING ABOUT STARTING A RADIO SHOW WHERE MY PET ALLIGATOR TALKS ABOUT WHATEVER HE FEELS LIKE IT'LL BE CALLED

the other day, i spilled spot remover on my dog now i can't find him!

the other day, i spilled spot remover on my dog now i can't find him!  Bad Joke Pinkie Pie

What do you call a pony with wooden legs? A PEG-asi.

What do you call a pony with  wooden legs? A PEG-asi.  Bad Joke Pinkie Pie

My friend Mooriela performs miracles I call it "Bovine Intervention"!!

My friend Mooriela performs miracles I call it

Guarding the Marzipan Mascarpone Meringue Madness... was a marziPAIN in my flank!

Guarding the Marzipan Mascarpone Meringue Madness... was a marziPAIN in my flank!  Bad Joke Pinkie Pie

Did you hear the one about the microscopic princess? Most of her subjects were divided around Princess Cell-estia.

Did you hear the one about the microscopic princess? Most of her subjects were divided around Princess Cell-estia.  Bad Joke Pinkie Pie

I saw RD on the way to the Gala... she looked dashing!

I saw RD on the way to the Gala... she looked dashing!  Bad Joke Pinkie Pie

What do you call divine intervention in Equestria? A Mare-Acle!

What do you call divine intervention in Equestria? A Mare-Acle!  Bad Joke Pinkie Pie

why not fuck a pony? it'll be a stable relationship!

why not fuck a pony? it'll be a stable relationship!  Bad Joke Pinkie Pie

Season 3 is almost here... I hope I can stirrup some good jokes!

Season 3 is almost here... I hope I can stirrup some good jokes!  Bad Joke Pinkie Pie