Bad Santa

I told him I'd been good He said, "omnomnom, I'll be the judge of that."

I told him I'd been good He said,

I don't want any sandwiches. What is it with you and fixin' sandwiches?

I don't want any sandwiches. What is it with you and fixin' sandwiches?  Bad Santa

I love stuffing Bitch's Stockings with my north pole

I love stuffing Bitch's Stockings with my north pole  Bad Santa

i banged your mom

i banged your mom  Bad Santa

I asked how he squeezed down the chimney. He said, "I like slipping into sight places"

I asked how he squeezed down the chimney. He said,

I beat the shit out of some kids today But it was for a purpose

I beat the shit out of some kids today But it was for a purpose  Bad Santa

I asked where his sleigh was He said, "I drove the van today."

I asked where his sleigh was He said,

Sup Ho - I'll show you what a real sleigh ride is

Sup Ho - I'll show you what a real sleigh ride is  Bad Santa

I asked if that was a candy cane in his pocket He said, "you can pretend it is."

I asked if that was a candy cane in his pocket He said,

harassed toys on island of misfits check

harassed toys on island of misfits check  Bad Santa
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