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Why don't you go and buy some condoms because we should atleast be safe if you're going to fuck me, Microsoft!

Why don't you go and buy some condoms because we should atleast be safe if you're going to fuck me, Microsoft!  cartman

At least include a free condom with my Nexus 7 Google If you're gonna fuck me!

At least include a free condom with my Nexus 7 Google If you're gonna fuck me!  cartman

How would you like to Suck my balls

How would you like to Suck my balls  cartman

no kitty! thats a bad kitty!

no kitty! thats a bad kitty!  cartman

I'M NOT FAT I JUST HAVE A SWEET HOCKEY BODY

I'M NOT FAT I JUST HAVE A SWEET HOCKEY BODY  cartman

RESPECT MY AUTHORITY

RESPECT MY AUTHORITY   cartman

YOU GUYS ARE MY BEST FRIENDS WE'LL ALWAYS BE TOGETHER!

YOU GUYS ARE MY BEST FRIENDS WE'LL ALWAYS BE TOGETHER!  cartman

How much is that in pubes?

How much is that in pubes?  cartman

Enters special olympics without a disability comes last in every event

Enters special olympics without a disability comes last in every event  cartman

It's a mans obligation to stick his boneration in a womans seperation, this sort of penitration will increase the population of the younger generation

It's a mans obligation to stick his boneration in a womans seperation,
this sort of penitration will increase the population of the younger generation  cartman