Cookie Monster

One Does Not Simply just eat "one" cookie

One Does Not Simply just eat

i got 99 cookies cause a bitch ate one

i got 99 cookies cause a bitch ate one  Cookie Monster

my computer is slow delete the cookies?!?! ARE YOU CRAZY??

my computer is slow delete the cookies?!?! ARE YOU CRAZY??  Cookie Monster

i got 99 cookies cause a bitch ate one

i got 99 cookies cause a bitch ate one  Cookie Monster

Pussy or Cookie? Both! nom nom nom nom

Pussy or Cookie? Both!
nom nom nom nom  Cookie Monster

Literary Devices? omnomonomatopoeia

Literary Devices? omnomonomatopoeia  Cookie Monster

me Whore for cookies me Crumb-dumpster

me Whore for cookies me Crumb-dumpster  Cookie Monster

People say cookie monster sets bad example and contributes to childhood obesity cookie monster says people need to stop using cookie loving puppet as excuse for shitty parenting

People say cookie monster sets bad example and contributes to childhood obesity cookie monster says people need to stop using cookie loving puppet as excuse for shitty parenting  Cookie Monster

I don't always get mad at people for getting my name wrong But when I do, I stab them with a cookie cutter

I don't always get mad at people for getting my name wrong But when I do, I stab them with a cookie cutter  Cookie Monster

Diagnosed with type 2 diabetes

Diagnosed with type 2 diabetes   Cookie Monster