Dickhead Dog

turns nose up to expensive dog food eats his own shit

turns nose up to expensive dog food eats his own shit  Dickhead Dog

bites the mailman licks the burglar

bites the mailman licks the burglar  Dickhead Dog

Cries to get out Open door, he won't go out

Cries to get out Open door, he won't go out  Dickhead Dog

Goes outside for 3 hours Comes in and shits in the living room

Goes outside for 3 hours Comes in and shits in the living room  Dickhead Dog

eats cat shit, licks his balls and eats own vomit gives you kisses

 eats cat shit, licks his balls and eats own vomit gives you kisses  Dickhead Dog

chases cat doesn't fetch the ball

chases cat doesn't fetch the ball  Dickhead Dog

Licks your face after licking his own junk

Licks your face after licking his own junk  Dickhead Dog

Wants to play fetch wont let you get near the ball

Wants to play fetch wont let you get near the ball  Dickhead Dog

Barks at a knock on TV Doesn't acknowledge the real doorbell

Barks at a knock on TV Doesn't acknowledge the real doorbell  Dickhead Dog

you open the door to let him out, doesn't budge. you open the door to leave for work, runs the fuck out.

you open the door to let him out, doesn't budge.  you open the door to leave for work, runs the fuck out.  Dickhead Dog
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