Disaster Girl

I ONCE HAD AN ITALIAN RESTAURANT ACROSS FROM MINE ONCE

I ONCE HAD AN ITALIAN RESTAURANT ACROSS FROM MINE ONCE  Disaster Girl

My parents were scumbags Were....

My parents were scumbags  Were....  Disaster Girl

Went trick or treating they chose "trick"

Went trick or treating they chose

they told me not to play with fire so i played minecraft instead

they told me not to play with fire so i played minecraft instead  Disaster Girl

They bombed my photo so i bombed their house

They bombed my photo so i bombed their house  Disaster Girl

THEY DIDN'T MAKE ME A BIRTHDAY MEME I DIDN'T CALL THE FIRE BRIGADE

THEY DIDN'T MAKE ME A BIRTHDAY MEME I DIDN'T CALL THE FIRE BRIGADE  Disaster Girl

My parents just got life insurance Jackpot.

My parents just got life insurance Jackpot.  Disaster Girl

They sent me to my room i sent them to hell

They sent me to my room i sent them to hell  Disaster Girl

They said yolo so I proved them right

They said yolo so I proved them right  Disaster Girl

He wouldn't give me My nose back

He wouldn't give me My nose back  Disaster Girl