Domestic Violence Turtle

Where the fuck is my sandwich?

Where the fuck is my sandwich?  Domestic Violence Turtle

squirtle forgot bubble beam and learned double slap

squirtle forgot bubble beam and learned double slap  Domestic Violence Turtle

You don't need that watch... There's a clock on the stove

You don't need that watch... There's a clock on the stove  Domestic Violence Turtle

Give me flair or suffer my wraith

Give me flair or suffer my wraith  Domestic Violence Turtle

Wanna Hear a Joke? Women's Rights

Wanna Hear a Joke? Women's Rights  Domestic Violence Turtle

Remember why you have small feet To stand closer to the stove

Remember why you have small feet To stand closer to the stove  Domestic Violence Turtle

Do not speak unless spoken to

Do not speak unless spoken to  Domestic Violence Turtle

Hey bitch, what did the flipper say to the face? slap Now make me a sandwich

Hey bitch, what did the flipper say to the face? slap Now make me a sandwich  Domestic Violence Turtle

I said spaghetti not over cooked noodles get in there and cook it again

I said spaghetti not over cooked noodles  get in there and cook it again  Domestic Violence Turtle

i said no mayonnaise bitch

i said no mayonnaise bitch  Domestic Violence Turtle
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