Drunk Mom

tell kids i'm going to start going to aa april fool's

tell kids i'm going to start going to aa april fool's  Drunk Mom

come home after son's soccer game shit, you're not my son

come home after son's soccer game shit, you're not my son  Drunk Mom

I'm your mom Im not drunk enough yet

I'm your mom Im not drunk enough yet  Drunk Mom

My favorite drink? bahama mama

My favorite drink? bahama mama  Drunk Mom

I need to get something out of my room. takes swig

I need to get something out of my room. takes swig  Drunk Mom

Take kids to soccer practice drink self to sleep in mini van

Take kids to soccer practice drink self to sleep in mini van  Drunk Mom

son begs for dinner finish six pack first

son begs for dinner finish six pack first  Drunk Mom

chaperon dance sleep with prom king

chaperon dance sleep with prom king  Drunk Mom

booze will put a crying kid to sleep he can cry all he wants

booze will put a crying kid to sleep he can cry all he wants  Drunk Mom

Party Time! Excellent!

Party Time! Excellent!  Drunk Mom