Drunken Jimmy

"Dude, fuck my liver..." "I have two of them for a reason"

Matt Trainotti is actually talking to a girl puke on her

Matt Trainotti is actually talking to a girl puke on her  Drunken Jimmy

go to the library to study pass out drunk

go to the library to study pass out drunk  Drunken Jimmy

i wasnt that drunk Dude you fell over a wall onto a beach, injuring your leg horrifically and almost ending your rugby career

i wasnt that drunk Dude you fell over a wall onto a beach, injuring your leg horrifically and almost ending your rugby career  Drunken Jimmy

drop beer on floor, laugh at beer on floor puke

drop beer on floor, laugh at beer on floor puke   Drunken Jimmy

Gets really wasted Loses own liquor

Gets really wasted Loses own liquor  Drunken Jimmy

Gets really Drunk Goes Really Insane

Gets really Drunk Goes Really Insane  Drunken Jimmy

"Yeah man I'm straight to drive" repeat offender