Elf on the shelf

oh, so you're an artist? I'll paint with your blood

oh, so you're an artist? I'll paint with your blood  Elf on the shelf

oh, so you're an artist? I'll paint with your blood

oh, so you're an artist? I'll paint with your blood  Elf on the shelf

I'm watching you... Motherfucker.

I'm watching you... Motherfucker.  Elf on the shelf

Today, a harmless Christmas fad. Someday, a reminder that Mommy and Daddy lied about EVERYTHING.

Today,  
a  harmless Christmas fad.  Someday, 
a reminder that Mommy and Daddy 
lied about EVERYTHING.  Elf on the shelf

I think i'll stay a while i like to watch you while you sleep

I think i'll stay a while i like to watch you while you sleep  Elf on the shelf

Physically, it's not a very demanding job. The only thing that can get a bit trying up here during the winter is, uh, a tremendous sense of isolation. Redrum. Redrum. Redrum.


Physically, it's not a very demanding job. The only thing that can get a bit trying up here during the winter is, uh, a tremendous sense of isolation.  Redrum.  Redrum.  Redrum.  Elf on the shelf

Filled the bowl with toilet paper with the door closed? I'll give it a pass

Filled the bowl with toilet paper with the door closed? I'll give it a pass  Elf on the shelf
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