English major

Your job opportunities: teacher or homeless person with unusually large vocabulary

Your job opportunities:  teacher or homeless person with unusually large vocabulary  English major

Work at Starbucks

 Work at Starbucks  English major

Study 18th century seduction lyric Use as pickup line

Study 18th century seduction lyric Use as pickup line  English major

disagree on the use of the serial comma end friendship

disagree on the use of the serial comma end friendship  English major

Masturbate To georges bataille

Masturbate To georges bataille  English major

Discuss graphic rape scene with professor three times your age Not awkward

Discuss graphic rape scene with professor three times your age Not awkward  English major

talk about trope of professor-student seduction In professor-student office hours

talk about trope of professor-student seduction In professor-student office hours  English major

discuss graphic sex scene with professor 3x your age not awkward

discuss graphic sex scene with professor 3x your age not awkward  English major

Listen to the decemberists Understand every word

Listen to the decemberists Understand every word  English major

Talked at by professor in Anglo-Saxon for 50 minutes Best lecture ever

Talked at by professor in Anglo-Saxon for 50 minutes Best lecture ever  English major
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