Facebook Stalker Axolotl

found a profile that could be crush, but picture is too small to tell time to use my fake profile

found a profile that could be crush, but picture is too small to tell time to use my fake profile  Facebook Stalker Axolotl

stalking time don't. touch. the. l. key.

stalking time don't. touch. the. l. key.  Facebook Stalker Axolotl

Accidentally likes a picture from 2007

Accidentally likes a picture from 2007  Facebook Stalker Axolotl

crush posts a quote as a status google the quote, find it's from a book , buy the book on amazon, read it in a week

crush posts a quote as a status google the quote, find it's from a book , buy the book on amazon, read it in a week  Facebook Stalker Axolotl

Facebook removed the ticker what am i gonna do with my spare time now?

Facebook removed the ticker what am i gonna do with my spare time now?  Facebook Stalker Axolotl

only knows his first name and his favorite ice cream brand finally finds his profile after 5 hours of research

only knows his first name and his favorite ice cream brand finally finds his profile after 5 hours of research  Facebook Stalker Axolotl

Try to type name of crush in research bar accidentally update your status with it

Try to type name of crush in research bar accidentally update your status with it  Facebook Stalker Axolotl

"crush is tagged in 2765 photos" sorry girls i can't go out with you tonight, i already have plans

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