Financial Advice Dog

My advice is to invest in tennis balls They have a high rate of return

My advice is to invest in tennis balls They have a high rate of return  Financial Advice Dog

Labelers are expensive I recommend just peeing on everything you own

Labelers are expensive I recommend just peeing on everything you own  Financial Advice Dog

Toilet paper is too expensive Use the carpet instead

Toilet paper is too expensive Use the carpet instead   Financial Advice Dog

If you want upvotes You have to risk some downvotes

If you want upvotes You have to risk some downvotes  Financial Advice Dog

I've removed "girlfriend" from the budget And replaced it with premium dog food

I've removed

By my calculations We can only afford one accountant dog

By my calculations We can only afford one accountant dog  Financial Advice Dog

I have cancelled our gym memberships because they were too expensive We must now resort to chasing cars for exercise

I have cancelled our gym memberships because they were too expensive We must now resort to chasing cars for exercise   Financial Advice Dog

Budget is tight use the carpet for tp

Budget is tight use the carpet for tp  Financial Advice Dog

I'd like to get a second opinion on your returns this year Let me fetch the branch manager

I'd like to get a second opinion on your returns this year Let me fetch the branch manager  Financial Advice Dog

Paper towels aren't cheap Let me clean that up

Paper towels aren't cheap Let me clean that up  Financial Advice Dog