First World Kid Problems

all of my friends play sports i have nobody to play minecraft with

all of my friends play sports i have nobody to play minecraft with  First World Kid Problems

My life saving medicine doesn't come in bubblegum flavor

My life saving medicine doesn't come in bubblegum flavor  First World Kid Problems

i'm really hungry but daddy gave me a purple spoon instead of a pink one

i'm really hungry but daddy gave me a purple spoon instead of a pink one  First World Kid Problems

I have to brush my teeth To protect them from all the food i eat

I have to brush my teeth To protect them from all the food i eat  First World Kid Problems

Wanted Frosted Flakes Mom got the sugar free kind

Wanted Frosted Flakes Mom got the sugar free kind  First World Kid Problems

went on a field trip mom was a chaperone

went on a field trip mom was a chaperone   First World Kid Problems

Got a happy meal they forgot the toy

Got a happy meal they forgot the toy  First World Kid Problems

dad says i have to eat all my food if i want to play anymore video games

dad says i have to eat all my food if i want to play anymore video games  First World Kid Problems

Just found out... gonna have a baby dick for life.

Just found out... gonna have a baby dick 
for life.  First World Kid Problems

Wrapped myself in a blanket Didn't turn into a butterfly

Wrapped myself in a blanket Didn't turn into a butterfly  First World Kid Problems