First World Stoner Problems

Got a cramp in my jaw because my burger is too big

Got a cramp in my jaw because my burger is too big  First World Stoner Problems

Got Tons of gift-cards for christmas Walmart doesn't sell weed

Got Tons of gift-cards for christmas Walmart doesn't sell weed  First World Stoner Problems

I ordered a pizza an hour ago i forgot and got a burger

I ordered a pizza an hour ago i forgot and got a burger  First World Stoner Problems

goes downstairs to get the laptop's mouse brings a soda upstairs instead

goes downstairs to get the laptop's mouse  brings a soda upstairs instead  First World Stoner Problems

Turn preheat on oven and the beep goes off Realizes we still have to bake the pizza

Turn preheat on oven and the beep goes off Realizes we still have to bake the pizza  First World Stoner Problems

All my friends want to do is smoke weed and listen to music but sometimes I want to smoke weed and watch tv

All my friends want to do is smoke weed and listen to music but sometimes I want to smoke weed and watch tv  First World Stoner Problems

Wants to talk about space and time Frients not intelligent enough to understand

Wants to talk about space and time Frients not intelligent enough to understand  First World Stoner Problems

went to the kitchen twice still forgot something

went to the kitchen twice still forgot something  First World Stoner Problems

So many things to post to r/trees can't remember any in the morning

So many things to post to r/trees can't remember any in the morning  First World Stoner Problems

Thought 'Under preasure' was coming on it was ice ice baby

Thought 'Under preasure' was coming on it was ice ice baby  First World Stoner Problems