Hipster Baby

Drank the bottle before it was cool

Drank the bottle before it was cool  Hipster Baby

What do you mean I couldn't have liked ABBA before they were cool?

What do you mean I couldn't have liked ABBA before they were cool?  Hipster Baby

wet the bed before it was on vinyl

wet the bed before it was on vinyl  Hipster Baby

I gunna need you to come in on Saturday and fill baby bottles. Mmkay?

I gunna need you to come in on Saturday and fill baby bottles. Mmkay?  Hipster Baby

Oh U Arent cute? WAS DAT LIKE?

Oh U Arent cute? WAS DAT LIKE?  Hipster Baby

actually wears overly large glasses Because Photoshopping them is too mainstream

actually wears overly large glasses Because Photoshopping them is too mainstream  Hipster Baby

HIPSTER BABIES LOVE APPLE JUICE!

HIPSTER BABIES LOVE APPLE JUICE!  Hipster Baby

Oh you like Zooey Deschanel? She's my mom

Oh you like Zooey Deschanel? She's my mom  Hipster Baby

I just pooped Into my fair trade organic cotton diaper

I just pooped Into my fair trade organic cotton diaper  Hipster Baby

Naptime? Too mainstream

Naptime? Too mainstream  Hipster Baby
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