Hipster Captain Hook

I was Planking before it was cool

I was Planking before it was cool  Hipster Captain Hook

crooked dick? Thats Captain Hook To You Sir

crooked dick? Thats Captain Hook To You Sir  Hipster Captain Hook

smee! would this look better with a keffiyeh?

smee! would this look better with a keffiyeh?  Hipster Captain Hook

Stay young forever? I call bullshit.

Stay young forever? I call bullshit.  Hipster Captain Hook

Rational Fear? Too mainstream, clocks are terrifying

Rational Fear? Too mainstream, clocks are terrifying  Hipster Captain Hook

Pirate Shirts are so 90s! I got mine at Forever 21

Pirate Shirts are so 90s! I got mine at Forever 21  Hipster Captain Hook

I travel by boat Fixie Bikes? too mainstream

I travel by boat Fixie Bikes? too mainstream  Hipster Captain Hook

I was missing a hand before james franco where's my oscar nomination

I was missing a hand before james franco where's my oscar nomination  Hipster Captain Hook

my hook isn't silver it's irony

my hook isn't silver it's irony  Hipster Captain Hook

Codfish??? But that's so Mainstream!

Codfish??? But that's so Mainstream!  Hipster Captain Hook
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