Hipster Cop

On what charges? They're pretty obscure, you probably haven't heard of them.

On what charges? They're pretty obscure, you probably haven't heard of them.  Hipster Cop

you have the right to remain silent especially about your lousy musical tastes

you have the right to remain silent especially about your lousy musical tastes  Hipster Cop

into pepper spray before it was cool

into pepper spray before it was cool  Hipster Cop

When i hit the siren my car plays the opening of "Only Shallow"

When i hit the siren my car plays the opening of

Hipster cop will arrest you for a reason you've probably never heard of

Hipster cop will arrest you for a reason you've probably never heard of  Hipster Cop

The Charges? They're pretty obscure, you've probably never heard of them.

The Charges? They're pretty obscure, 
you've probably never heard of them.  Hipster Cop

My pepper spray? It's a homebrew of locally grown organic heirloom Basque Sheepherder's peppers in a non-aerosol spray bottle.

My pepper spray? It's a homebrew of locally grown organic heirloom Basque Sheepherder's peppers in a non-aerosol spray bottle.  Hipster Cop

I knew Sgt. Pepper When he was a beat cop.

I knew Sgt. Pepper When he was a beat cop.  Hipster Cop

doesn't carry handcuffs only uses vinyl

doesn't carry handcuffs only uses vinyl  Hipster Cop

Silly hipster cop was squashing protests and bustin' unions before it was mainstream

Silly hipster cop was squashing protests and bustin' unions before it was mainstream  Hipster Cop