Hipster Elf

I was an elf before Lord of the rings

I was an elf before Lord of the rings    Hipster Elf

Christmas cards? I draw my own

Christmas cards? I draw my own     Hipster Elf

Last christmas I gave you my art

Last christmas I gave you my art     Hipster Elf

Christmas Turkey? No thanks, I'm vegan.

Christmas Turkey? No thanks, I'm vegan.     Hipster Elf

Santa claus is coming to town? Sorry, I've got to update my blog.

Santa claus is coming to town? Sorry, I've got to update my blog.     Hipster Elf

Christmas wrapping? I prefer rapping

Christmas wrapping? I prefer rapping     Hipster Elf

Jingle bell rock? I prefer jingle bell electro

Jingle bell rock? I prefer jingle bell electro     Hipster Elf

Pointy shoes? too mainstream

Pointy shoes? too mainstream     Hipster Elf

work for santa? rather claim benefits!

work for santa? rather claim benefits!  Hipster Elf

christmas carols? I write my own

christmas carols? I write my own     Hipster Elf