I am on a diet

Where the F*ck is my Diet Coke

Where the F*ck is my Diet Coke   I am on a diet

Less buns mean less carbs

Less buns mean less carbs  I am on a diet

I went to the gym today I've earned this

I went to the gym today I've earned this  I am on a diet

You said to stop eating four burgers every lunch So I cut it down to one burger every lunch

You said to stop eating four burgers every lunch So I cut it down to one burger every lunch  I am on a diet

Engineering principles Glorious application

Engineering principles Glorious application  I am on a diet

'murica

 'murica  I am on a diet

Awesome!!! Look at all those servings of vegetables...

Awesome!!! Look at all those servings of vegetables...  I am on a diet

may i get some mayonnaise? im sorry light mayonnaise?

may i get some mayonnaise? im sorry light mayonnaise?  I am on a diet

What the hell? These fries aren't low sodium.

What the hell? These fries aren't low sodium.  I am on a diet

My Doctor told me "Son, you need to eat more leafy greens"

My Doctor told me
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