Idiot Michael Scott

I love inside jokes. I'd love to be a part of one someday.

I love inside jokes. I'd love to be a part of one someday.  Idiot Michael Scott

I love inside jokes I'd love to be a part of one someday

I love inside jokes I'd love to be a part of one someday  Idiot Michael Scott

Toby works for corporate, so he's not really part of our family. Also, he’s divorced, so he’s not really a part of his family.

Toby works for corporate, so he's not really part of our family. Also, he’s divorced, so he’s not really a part of his family.  Idiot Michael Scott

Is there a god? If not... What are these churches for? and who is Jesus' Dad?

Is there a god? If not... What are these churches for? and who is Jesus' Dad?  Idiot Michael Scott

Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy, both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.

Would I rather be feared or loved? 
Easy, both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.  Idiot Michael Scott

My weaknesses? I care too much and try too hard.

My weaknesses? I care too much and try too hard.  Idiot Michael Scott

If I had a gun, with 2 bullets, and I were in the room with Kony, Hitler, and Toby I'd shoot toby twice

If I had a gun, with 2 bullets, and I were in the room with Kony, Hitler, and Toby I'd shoot toby twice  Idiot Michael Scott

Occasionally I'll hit somebody with my car So sue me

Occasionally I'll hit somebody with my car So sue me  Idiot Michael Scott

You don't call retarded people retards. It's bad taste. You call your friends retards when they're acting retarded.

You don't call retarded people retards. It's bad taste. You call your friends retards when they're acting retarded.  Idiot Michael Scott

Well Well well how the turntables...

Well Well well how the turntables...  Idiot Michael Scott