Investment Banker Douchebag

I don't tell girls I'm an investment Banker Unless I want to have sex

I don't tell girls I'm an investment Banker Unless I want to have sex  Investment Banker Douchebag

Why do i have to pay a millionaire's tax? I'm a billionaire

Why do i have to pay a millionaire's tax? I'm a billionaire  Investment Banker Douchebag

oh you went to cornell? that's why you're my assistant

oh you went to cornell? that's why you're my assistant  Investment Banker Douchebag

Oh you have a boyfriend? DUMP HIM Caption 3 goes here Caption 4 goes here

Oh you have a boyfriend? DUMP HIM Caption 3 goes here Caption 4 goes here  Investment Banker Douchebag

Donate to homeless? No, I don't reward failure

Donate to homeless? No, I don't reward failure  Investment Banker Douchebag

Hey Babe Have you even SEEN my LinkedIn?

Hey Babe Have you even SEEN my LinkedIn?  Investment Banker Douchebag

Oh you went to harvard? is that why you're my secretary? Caption 3 goes here

Oh you went to harvard? is that why you're my secretary? Caption 3 goes here  Investment Banker Douchebag

Where are you interning this summer?

Where are you interning this summer?   Investment Banker Douchebag
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