Irrational Shaggy

Disproves existence of monsters every episode has a talking dog

Disproves existence of monsters every episode has a talking dog  Irrational Shaggy

works as professional ghost detective is terrified of ghosts

works as professional ghost detective is terrified of ghosts  Irrational Shaggy

routinely gets other people arrested is high as fuck 24/7

routinely gets other people arrested is high as fuck 24/7  Irrational Shaggy

WOULD RATHER EAT A SANDWICH THAN DAPHNE

WOULD RATHER EAT A SANDWICH THAN DAPHNE  Irrational Shaggy

Proves all the monsters are just people with masks on Still convinced every new monster he meets is real

Proves all the monsters are just people with masks on Still convinced every new monster he meets is real  Irrational Shaggy

SO FUCKING BAKED. EATS DOG BISCUITS. BUT STILL BRINGS MOTHERFUCKERS TO JUSTICE.

SO FUCKING BAKED.
EATS DOG BISCUITS. BUT STILL BRINGS MOTHERFUCKERS TO JUSTICE.  Irrational Shaggy

Disproves existence of monsters every episode Is always afraid of monsters

Disproves existence of monsters every episode Is always afraid of monsters  Irrational Shaggy

starts running doesn't move

starts running doesn't move  Irrational Shaggy

"Would I do it for two scooby snacks?" fuck. yes.

Hunts and chases ghosts stops mid-chase to make a sandwich

Hunts and chases ghosts stops mid-chase to make a sandwich  Irrational Shaggy