Jefferson Bethke

What if I told you I hate the government But love food stamps

What if I told you I hate the government But love food stamps  Jefferson Bethke

Hates a category of things loves something in that category

Hates a category of things loves something in that category  Jefferson Bethke

What if I told you that I hate transcendental idealism but i love Immanuel Kant

What if I told you that I hate transcendental idealism but i love Immanuel Kant  Jefferson Bethke

Hates sex loves Anal

Hates sex loves Anal  Jefferson Bethke

What if I told you Ronald McDonald came to abolish hamburgers

What if I told you Ronald McDonald came to abolish hamburgers  Jefferson Bethke

What if I told you I hate liars? But I love lying?

What if I told you I hate liars? But I love lying?  Jefferson Bethke

What if I told you I hate the meme but I love the meme maker

What if I told you I hate the meme but I love the meme maker  Jefferson Bethke

I hate stupid waitresses But love their tits

I hate stupid waitresses But love their tits  Jefferson Bethke

Hates r/adviceanimals loves r/atheism

Hates r/adviceanimals loves r/atheism  Jefferson Bethke

what if i told you that i'm a fucking moron

what if i told you  that i'm a fucking moron  Jefferson Bethke