Jesus Cat

died for your sins nine times

died for your sins nine times  Jesus Cat

Walked on water once.

Walked on water once.  Jesus Cat

Chases that damned red dot Catches it

Chases that damned red dot Catches it  Jesus Cat

ask him to turn water into wine turns it into milk

ask him to turn water into wine turns it into milk  Jesus Cat

fed 5,000 people with two cans of tuna

fed 5,000 people with two cans of tuna  Jesus Cat

Plays with dead mouse Miraculously Revives it to play some more

Plays with dead mouse  Miraculously Revives it to play some more  Jesus Cat

fuck yolo im a cat nine lifes bitches!

fuck yolo im a cat nine lifes bitches!  Jesus Cat

Dog's are better than cats? Can dogs walk on water? LIKE JEBUS!?!?!?

Dog's are better than cats? Can dogs walk on water? LIKE JEBUS!?!?!?  Jesus Cat

JESUS CAT DOESN'T FEAR WATER HE WALKS ON IT

JESUS CAT DOESN'T FEAR WATER HE WALKS ON IT  Jesus Cat

Jesus cat Does not care for physics

Jesus cat  Does not care for physics  Jesus Cat