Keto Tiger

Have you been keeping your fats down to lose weight? Nope, bacon

Have you been keeping your fats down to lose weight? Nope, bacon  Keto Tiger

can't drink beer Whiskey instead

can't drink beer Whiskey  instead  Keto Tiger

Makes elaborate meal and gets full after eating only a very small portion Dammit

Makes elaborate meal and gets full after eating only a very small portion Dammit  Keto Tiger

goes to bed starving, "you can eat in the morning." Wake up: Not hungry

goes to bed starving,

You are the product of 4 billion years of evolutionary success Fucking Eat like it

You are the product of 4 billion years of evolutionary success  Fucking Eat like it   Keto Tiger

Do you really need all that butter on your broccoli? Yes

Do you really need all that butter on your broccoli? Yes  Keto Tiger

Hey! Lard ass! Thank you

Hey! Lard ass! Thank you  Keto Tiger

Carb Up Cheat Day Fruit & Salad

Carb Up Cheat Day Fruit & Salad  Keto Tiger

No Bread? No Grains? What do you eat? meat bitch

No Bread? No Grains? What do you eat? meat bitch  Keto Tiger

I'd like a quadruple bacon cheeseburger with extra bacon. Hold the bread, I'm on a diet.

I'd like a quadruple bacon cheeseburger with extra bacon. Hold the bread, I'm on a diet.  Keto Tiger