Master Troll Mosquito

Sneaks into my car through a small opening Cannot figure out how to leave through an open window

Sneaks into my car through a small opening Cannot figure out how to leave through an open window  Master Troll Mosquito

Even with the annoying sound and itchy red welts left behind Still a cooler vampire than the ones in Twilight

Even with the annoying sound and itchy red welts left behind Still a cooler vampire than the ones in Twilight  Master Troll Mosquito

EXAM TOMORROW? ALLOW ME TO PLAY THE SONG OF MY PEOPLE

EXAM TOMORROW? ALLOW ME TO PLAY
THE SONG OF MY PEOPLE  Master Troll Mosquito

Teenage customers are like mosquitos They're always hungry, they all come out around 7, and most of them are in bed by midnight, but you still get an annoying bite or two at 2 a.m

Teenage customers are like mosquitos They're always hungry, they all come out around 7, and most of them are in bed by midnight, but you still get an annoying bite or two at 2 a.m   Master Troll Mosquito

Mosquitos are like those annoying friends you hate but are always around

Mosquitos are like those annoying friends you hate  but are always around   Master Troll Mosquito

Makes loud buzzing noise near human's ear at night Watches target hit himself on the head repeatedly

Makes loud buzzing noise near human's ear at night Watches target hit himself on the head repeatedly  Master Troll Mosquito

Don't think one person can make a difference? You've never been all alone in a tent with one of these

Don't think one person can make a difference? You've never been all alone in a tent with one of these  Master Troll Mosquito

Catch Him in Mid-Flight. Finally. Open Hand, Flies Away

Catch Him in Mid-Flight. Finally. Open Hand, Flies Away  Master Troll Mosquito

Malaria blames himself for years

Malaria blames himself 
for years  Master Troll Mosquito

Hey let me get stuck on your arm *Dies*

Hey let me get stuck on your arm *Dies*  Master Troll Mosquito
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