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Child gets in trouble every day at school Only because he's "so smart that he gets bored"

Child gets in trouble every day at school Only because he's

"I can't believe you let your daughter play with Barbies...they're sexist" Gets an 'allowance' from her husband

Posts daily facebook statuses about how she married the "love of her life" hasn't slept with him in 8 months

Posts daily facebook statuses about how she married the

president of the garden club doesn't identify the cannabis that her kid planted in the yard

president of the garden club doesn't identify the cannabis that her kid planted in the yard  Mommy Drive By

can't offer you potty training advice because her kid 'potty trained himself'

can't offer you potty training advice because her kid 'potty trained himself'  Mommy Drive By

makes her own organic dog food you've caught her dog eating your cat's shit

makes her own organic dog food you've caught her dog eating your cat's shit  Mommy Drive By

her kid is 'fluent in chinese' knows you have no way of confirming this

her kid is 'fluent in chinese' knows you have no way of confirming this  Mommy Drive By

frowns on harry potter because 'witchcraft is evil' lets her kids watch sleeping beauty

frowns on harry potter because 'witchcraft is evil' lets her kids watch sleeping beauty  Mommy Drive By

preaches cloth diapers house smells like piss

preaches cloth diapers

 house smells like piss  Mommy Drive By

Her kid falls off jungle gym starts 'anti-jungle gym in schools' campaign

Her kid falls off jungle gym starts 'anti-jungle gym in schools' campaign  Mommy Drive By
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