Morpeus matrix

What if I told you You were in high school 3 months ago

What if I told you You were in high school 3 months ago  Morpeus matrix

What if I told you You could chew popcorn with your fucking mouth closed

What if I told you You could chew popcorn with your fucking mouth closed  Morpeus matrix

What if I told you That I was wearing the grandpa sweater?

What if I told you That I was wearing the grandpa sweater?  Morpeus matrix

What if I told you the title spelled my name wrong the whole time youve been posting

What if I told you the title spelled my name wrong the whole time youve been posting  Morpeus matrix

What if I told you you dont have to browse r/politics

What if I told you you dont have to browse r/politics  Morpeus matrix

What if I told you No matter how old you are, if you post stupid shit you will be downvoted.

What if I told you No matter how old you are, if you post stupid shit you will be downvoted.  Morpeus matrix

What if I told you People over 30 will be soon take over reddit... and you'll be one of them.

What if I told you People over 30 will be soon take over reddit... and you'll be one of them.  Morpeus matrix

What if I told you Gun owners feel the same way about gun control as reddit feels about CISPA...

What if I told you Gun owners feel the same way about gun control as reddit feels about CISPA...  Morpeus matrix

What if I told you atheists preaching against religion are no better then the religious preaching their beliefs

What if I told you atheists preaching against religion are no better then the religious preaching their beliefs  Morpeus matrix

What if I told you muslims fucking hate terrorists too

What if I told you muslims fucking hate terrorists too  Morpeus matrix
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