Most interesting dog in the world

I don't always bark in the middle of the night but when I do, it's for no fucking reason

I don't always bark in the middle of the night but when I do, it's for no fucking reason  Most interesting dog in the world

i dont always shit inside but when i do, i make sure its on the sofa

i dont always shit inside but when i do, i make sure its on the sofa  Most interesting dog in the world

i dont always take car rides but when i do i look fabulous

i dont always take car rides but when i do i look fabulous   Most interesting dog in the world

I don't always sit on the couch But when I do I make sure to sit in style

I don't always sit on the couch But when I do I make sure to sit in style  Most interesting dog in the world

I don't always poop on the carpet But when I do I try to eat it before you get home.

I don't always poop on the carpet But when I do I try to eat it before you get home.  Most interesting dog in the world

I don't always throw up But when I do I eat it after

I don't always throw up But when I do I eat it after  Most interesting dog in the world

I don't always smoke weed But when I do, it's Canada Day

I don't always smoke weed But when I do, it's Canada Day  Most interesting dog in the world