Neil deGrasse Tyson

Bitches be like quantum physics. always behaving differently when they're being observed.

Bitches be like quantum physics. always behaving differently when they're being observed.  Neil deGrasse Tyson

"Can you press the button to the 5th floor please?"

Give me a bottle of wine, some barry white and some mood lighting and in 5 minutes I will have sarah palin believing in the big bang

Give me a bottle of wine, some barry white and some mood lighting and in 5 minutes I will have sarah palin believing in the big bang  Neil deGrasse Tyson

Tide comes in, tide goes out I can explain that

Tide comes in, tide goes out I can explain that  Neil deGrasse Tyson

In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god's blessing. But because you can save up to 50% on select HP toner cartridges. Only at Staples.

In this moment, I am euphoric.  Not because of any phony god's blessing. But because you can save up to 50% on select HP toner cartridges.  Only at Staples.  Neil deGrasse Tyson

I make science accessible to you stupid fucks

I make science accessible to you stupid fucks  Neil deGrasse Tyson

Religion An alternative to people who can't understand science

Religion An alternative to people who can't understand science  Neil deGrasse Tyson

i jack off on jupiter cuz i'm shooting for the stars

i jack off on jupiter cuz i'm shooting for the stars  Neil deGrasse Tyson

What if I told you life on earth was comprised of the most abundant elements in the universe? why don't you go smoke a bowl and think about that.

What if I told you life on earth was comprised of the most abundant elements in the universe? why don't you go smoke a bowl and think about that.  Neil deGrasse Tyson

If it wasn't for /r/atheism memes I never would have invented science

If it wasn't for /r/atheism  memes I never would have invented science  Neil deGrasse Tyson