Oblivious Marketing Guy

worms? you bet your balls i've got worms

worms? you bet your balls i've got worms  Oblivious Marketing Guy

"Please get the specifications from the client" "You mean... TALK to them??"

Creative team leaves for design meeting Where is everyone?

Creative team leaves for design meeting Where is everyone?  Oblivious Marketing Guy

TOLD TO IMPROVE CONVERSION RATE APPLIES TO SEMINARY

TOLD TO IMPROVE CONVERSION RATE APPLIES TO SEMINARY  Oblivious Marketing Guy

Boss asks you to quantify revenue contribution People here generate revenue??

Boss asks you to quantify revenue contribution People here generate revenue??  Oblivious Marketing Guy

kettle chips huh? mind if i have a couple? grabs two huge handfuls of them

kettle chips huh? mind if i have a couple? grabs two huge handfuls of them  Oblivious Marketing Guy

"You work on a computer? You must be tech-savy" "No, I work in marketing"

Told to teach new marketing intern everything you know Takes 30 minutes

Told to teach new marketing intern everything you know Takes 30 minutes  Oblivious Marketing Guy

"The customer is our highest priority" Has over 500 unread emails from clients

Receptionist out sick, has to help with phone support to customers "Really? Our product has that feature? No way"

Receptionist out sick, has to help with phone support to customers
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