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Be Kind Rewind

Be Kind Rewind  Outdated Advice Mallard

Is your woman acting out of sorts? A good strong backhand will set her straight

Is your woman acting out of sorts? A good strong backhand will set her straight  Outdated Advice Mallard

Avoid Touchy Subjects like: Politics, religion, or the negro problem

Avoid Touchy Subjects like: Politics, religion, or the negro problem  Outdated Advice Mallard

Be careful what you say in public soviet spies might be listening

Be careful what you say in public soviet spies might be listening  Outdated Advice Mallard

Worried about a nuclear blast? Don't worry simply duck and cover

Worried about a nuclear blast? Don't worry simply duck and cover  Outdated Advice Mallard

Have a headache? There probably are evil spirits living inside you. Ask your doctor for a trephination.

Have a headache? There probably are evil spirits living inside you. Ask your doctor for a trephination.  Outdated Advice Mallard

Need to rewind a cassette? You can use a pencil

Need to rewind a cassette? You can use a pencil  Outdated Advice Mallard

Game doesn't work Blow in it

Game doesn't work Blow in it  Outdated Advice Mallard

Infected with the plague ? Drink lots of mercury and open a vein.

Infected with the plague ?  Drink lots of mercury and open a vein.   Outdated Advice Mallard

have a headache? take some cocaine it'll fix you right up

have a headache? take some cocaine it'll fix you right up  Outdated Advice Mallard