Over-confident Bassist

i Came here for two reasons, play music and fuck bitches i'm almost done with my concerto

i Came here for two reasons, play music and fuck bitches i'm almost done with my concerto  Over-confident Bassist

compared to my dick this thing is a violin.

compared to my dick this thing is a violin.  Over-confident Bassist

What's big and gets fiddled? I'll show you after my string quartet

What's big and gets fiddled? I'll show you after my string quartet   Over-confident Bassist

Cello, ladies... I'm a master at fingering the G string.

Cello, ladies... I'm a master at fingering the G string.  Over-confident Bassist

What do my bass and penis have in common? They're both upright

What do my bass and penis have in common? They're both upright  Over-confident Bassist

Sorry, but I'm only into busty milfs and You're just a flat minor

Sorry, but I'm only into busty milfs and You're just 
a flat minor  Over-confident Bassist

Baby I'm the best bass player you have ever heard.. what do you say you let my fingers go for a walk on your "G" chord.. if you know what i mean?

Baby I'm the best bass player you have ever heard.. what do you say you let my fingers go for a walk on your

Broke my G string Fingering a minor

Broke my G string Fingering a minor  Over-confident Bassist

I came here to play music and fuck bitches and I'm almost done with my concerto

I came here to play music and fuck bitches and I'm almost done with my concerto  Over-confident Bassist

the size of this image compared to other memes represents my confidence in my bass playing abilities

the size of this image compared to other memes represents my confidence in my bass playing abilities  Over-confident Bassist