ParanoidParrot

laptop is on zero volume better mute it just in case

laptop is on zero volume better mute it just in case  ParanoidParrot

he knows he knows i've been fantasizing this whole semester

he knows he knows i've been fantasizing this whole semester  ParanoidParrot

I know too much I'm a dead man

I know too much I'm a dead man  ParanoidParrot

Frozen salmon says "product of france" Probably Horse

Frozen salmon says

Sees car coming down the street you are about to cross act like you aren't going to cross and then wait for him to go by before crossing

Sees car coming down the street you are about to cross act like you aren't going to cross and then wait for him to go by before crossing  ParanoidParrot

one downvote in first five minutes quickly deletes post

one downvote in first five minutes quickly deletes post  ParanoidParrot

Boyfriend doesn't text back wants to break up

Boyfriend doesn't text back wants to break up  ParanoidParrot

I finished before everyone else I must have missed a question

I finished before everyone else I must have missed a question  ParanoidParrot

Terms of use? better read that shit

Terms of use? better read that shit  ParanoidParrot

Someone walking behind me in store Turn quickly down aisle, sprint, turn again, wait to see I'm being followed.

Someone walking behind me in store Turn quickly down aisle, sprint, turn again, wait to see I'm being followed.  ParanoidParrot
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