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Someone walking behind me in store Turn quickly down aisle, sprint, turn again, wait to see if I'm being followed.

Someone walking behind me in store Turn quickly down aisle, sprint, turn again, wait to see if I'm being followed. ParanoidParrot
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Man comes into store wearing trench coat HE'S GOT A GUN!!!

Man comes into store wearing trench coat HE'S GOT A GUN!!! ParanoidParrot
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boiler makes odd noise awaits explosion

boiler makes odd noise awaits explosion ParanoidParrot
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Priest asks my son if he'd like to be an altar boy not my child you pervert!

Priest asks my son if he'd like to be an altar boy not my child you pervert! ParanoidParrot
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Man carrying crying child through the mall check texts and news for amber alerts.

Man carrying crying child through the mall check texts and news for amber alerts. ParanoidParrot
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I was watching all of my posts from months ago getting upvoted and down voted repeatedly. My Friends must have found my account, so I deleted it. This is my first post on my new account.

I was watching all of my posts from months ago getting upvoted and down voted repeatedly. My Friends must have found my account, so I deleted it. This is my first post on my new account. ParanoidParrot
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Woke up feeling nauseous definitely pregnant, no way i'm just sick.

Woke up feeling nauseous definitely pregnant, no way i'm just sick. ParanoidParrot
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Wipe one more time Or else the guy in the stall next to me will think I didn't wipe enough

Wipe one more time Or else the guy in the stall next to me will think I didn't wipe enough ParanoidParrot
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Mutes computer volume After turning it down to zero

Mutes computer volume After turning it down to zero ParanoidParrot
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I just finished watching a horror movie Because of that the killer will come after me tonight

I just finished watching a horror movie Because of that the killer will come after me tonight ParanoidParrot
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