ParanoidParrot

subscribes to /r/OKCupid refresh after every message i send

subscribes to /r/OKCupid refresh after every message i send  ParanoidParrot

accidentally blow through a stop sign "Oh shit that car behind me is an undercover cop isn't it"

accidentally blow through a stop sign

Sees reddit giving nuggers advice Starts selling 3rd wallets retires at 25

Sees reddit giving nuggers advice Starts selling 3rd wallets
 retires at 25  ParanoidParrot

Receives "private & confidential" letter from university I'm getting expelled

Receives

leave store without buying anything the staff thinks i'm a thief

leave store without buying anything the staff thinks i'm a thief  ParanoidParrot

picks b for every answer oh god they're all wrong

picks b for every answer  oh god they're all wrong   ParanoidParrot

Home alone locks the door when going to the bathroom

Home alone locks the door when going to the bathroom  ParanoidParrot

Sees a firetruck head in the general direction of my neighborhood my house is burning down

Sees a firetruck head in the general direction of my neighborhood my house is burning down  ParanoidParrot

5+4=9 Better add one more just to be on the safe side

5+4=9 Better add one more just to be on the safe side  ParanoidParrot

Hide all Facebook posts by idiot family members then notice they're on chat they know!

Hide all Facebook posts by idiot family members then notice they're on chat they know!  ParanoidParrot
Like us for More!