Pickup Dragon

The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

The word of the day is

Roses are red, Violets are blue I have a gun, get in the car

Roses are red, Violets are blue I have a gun, get in the car  Pickup Dragon

Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants

Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants
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Fuck me if I'm wrong but is your name gertrude?

Fuck me if I'm wrong but is your name gertrude?

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That outfit is very becoming of you But then again if I were on you I’d be coming too :P

That outfit is very becoming of you But then again if I were on you I’d be coming too :P
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Do you like dragons? Because I'm going to be dragon my balls across your face all weekend

Do you like dragons? Because I'm going to be dragon my balls across your face all weekend
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Don't make me rape you

Don't make me rape you  Pickup Dragon

Is your last name Campbell? Because you look mmmm-mmmm good!

Is your last name Campbell? Because you look mmmm-mmmm good!  Pickup Dragon

You look like my first wife No, I've never been married

You look like my first wife No, I've never been married

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Do you know karate? because i want to fuck you

Do you know karate? because i want to fuck you  Pickup Dragon