Relationship Advice Walrus

You got her phone number? Send Dick Pics.

You got her phone number? Send Dick Pics.  Relationship Advice Walrus

I HAVE your IP's! ANd you are fat!

I HAVE your IP's! ANd you are fat!  Relationship Advice Walrus

Talked to you on Facebook? Probably wants your dick.

Talked to you on Facebook? Probably wants your dick.  Relationship Advice Walrus

When signing up for a dating website, make your username, "Little Kid Lover" it shows women that you are serious about starting a family

When signing up for a dating website, make your username,

homework? I'd rather nap

homework? I'd rather nap  Relationship Advice Walrus

I bet your walrus is jealous of mine

I bet your walrus is jealous of mine  Relationship Advice Walrus

If your significant other calls you "baby," break up with them immediately they have revealled underlying pedophiliac tendencies

If your significant other calls you
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