Scumbag sheriff

searches your crotch twice

searches your crotch twice  Scumbag sheriff

picked on in high school we'll see who's laughing now

picked on in high school we'll see who's laughing now  Scumbag sheriff

where's the cocaine? i know you have some

where's the cocaine? i know you have some  Scumbag sheriff

arrests you for drunk driving dueling banjos starts to play

arrests you for drunk driving dueling banjos starts to play  Scumbag sheriff

takes kids to six flags. training kicks in. 11 dead actors in the haunted house.

takes kids to six flags. training kicks in.  11 dead actors in the haunted house.  Scumbag sheriff

Hears a firecracker during parade. Opens fire on the Spongebob float.

Hears a firecracker during parade. Opens fire on the Spongebob float.  Scumbag sheriff

GIVES YOU A TICKET FOR VIOLATING THE LAW DOESn't know exactly what the law is

GIVES YOU A TICKET FOR VIOLATING THE LAW DOESn't know exactly what the law is  Scumbag sheriff

Hears toilet flushing more than once. Kicks in stall door. Accuses you of hiding drugs.

Hears toilet flushing more than once. Kicks in stall door.  Accuses you of hiding drugs.  Scumbag sheriff

Welsh Corgi riot at the animal shelter. Better bring extra ammo.

Welsh Corgi riot at the animal shelter. Better bring extra ammo.  Scumbag sheriff

No free coffee and donuts at the pakistani quickie pickie has business closed by county. public nuisance.

No free coffee and donuts at the pakistani quickie pickie has business closed by county.  public nuisance.  Scumbag sheriff