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See someone attractive Make mental Punnett Squares

See someone attractive Make mental Punnett Squares  Science Major Mouse

Hear girl complaining about how men are pigs Explain that it's partly her fault, since female mate selection determines course of evolution

Hear girl complaining about how men are pigs Explain that it's partly her fault, since female mate selection determines course of evolution  Science Major Mouse

Accidentally hit lab partner in head with human bone. Is humerus.

Accidentally hit lab partner in head with human bone. Is humerus.  Science Major Mouse

Hear Sir mix a lot's Big Butts /r/askreddit about evolutionary basis for the song's thesis

Hear Sir mix a lot's Big Butts /r/askreddit about evolutionary basis  for  the song's thesis  Science Major Mouse

summary of Organic Chemistry carbon is a whore

summary of Organic Chemistry carbon is a whore  Science Major Mouse

This is my pipette. There are many like it but this one is mine. My pippete is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life My pipette, without me, is useless. Without my pipette, I am useless.

This is my pipette.  There are many like it but this one is mine.  My pippete is my best friend.  It is my life.  I must master it as I must master my life  My pipette, without me, is useless. Without my pipette, I am useless.  Science Major Mouse

knows precisely how to produce lsd, mdma, methamphetamine. never smoked pot

knows precisely how to produce lsd, mdma, methamphetamine. never smoked pot  Science Major Mouse

Sorry, I can't i have lab

Sorry, I can't i have lab  Science Major Mouse

No halloween costume wear lab coat

No halloween costume wear lab coat  Science Major Mouse

beers with friends Explain fermentation

beers with friends Explain fermentation  Science Major Mouse