Scumbag Brain I almost puked

Oh, you're falling asleep? Here's what falling backwards feels like.

Oh, you're falling asleep? Here's what falling backwards feels like.  Scumbag Brain I almost puked

Hey man, you have to sneeze right about now just kidding make stupid faces instead

Hey man, you have to sneeze right about now just kidding make stupid faces instead  Scumbag Brain I almost puked

all your thoughts sound like memes

all your thoughts sound like memes  Scumbag Brain I almost puked

Hey your phone just vibrated in your pocket Made ya look

Hey your phone just vibrated in your pocket Made ya look  Scumbag Brain I almost puked

An orange would taste great right now. Let's stare directly at it while you're peeling.

An orange would taste great right now. Let's stare directly at it while you're peeling.   Scumbag Brain I almost puked

can remember a repost from a year ago can't remember a chapter learned yesterday

can remember a repost from a year ago can't remember a chapter learned yesterday   Scumbag Brain I almost puked

You're dieting? Here's a slideshow of all the food you can't eat

You're dieting? Here's a slideshow of all the food you can't eat  Scumbag Brain I almost puked

Walking to store: "Milk, TP, Shampoo. Milk, TP, Shampoo. Milk, TP, Shampoo. Milk, TP, Shampoo." At store: "Milk, bag of of M&Ms."

Walking to store:

Realizes is dreaming WAKES UP

Realizes is dreaming  WAKES UP  Scumbag Brain I almost puked

Oh, you got up at 4am to use the restroom? Here's a never-ending stream of random thoughts to keep you busy until the alarm goes off at 6:00

Oh, you got up at 4am to use the restroom? Here's a never-ending stream of random thoughts to keep you busy until the alarm goes off at 6:00  Scumbag Brain I almost puked
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